You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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