why didn't you poke me back
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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