This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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