No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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