On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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