Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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