FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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