You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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