Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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