i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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