I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
