have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
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Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.