sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table