She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
25 Facts Men Don’t Know About Women Until They Live Together
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
These 19 People Imagine Others When Banging Their SO
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me