oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.