I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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