the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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