The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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