Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
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you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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