Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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