I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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