So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Pants are for mortals
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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