thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
