so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
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I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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