question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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