We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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