Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
