nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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