4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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