Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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