it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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