Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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