can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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