everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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