I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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