if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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