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• (410): View more from Maryland

  it was a mass text i'm sorry

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.

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• (760): View more from California

  Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.

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  Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."

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