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(256): View more from Alabama

Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?

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(406): View more from Montana

my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute

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(440): View more from Ohio

he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.

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(212): View more from New York

your tears are not going to buy me drinks...

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(509): View more from Washington

He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants

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(470): View more from Georgia

Should I go bust a nut on the beach

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