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  I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?

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• (914): View more from New York

  Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)

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• (631): View more from New York

  So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there

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• (310): View more from California

  Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.

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