I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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