umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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