at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
she smelled like a LAN party
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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