Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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