I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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