Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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