Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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