I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
