she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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