do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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