Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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