i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
ttyl tear gas
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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