i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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