did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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