sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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