Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My life is pants optional.
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