There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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