i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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