Don't you send me to vm
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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