Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Randomize
