We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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