Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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