Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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